Mischievous Kitty Bark

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

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thegloomypuppetshow:

servaris-condonaris-amaris:

they’re coming

in the distance you hear them 

the Whovians have returned

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(Source: sherlockthecockblock, via elevenwholock)

constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

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aprilldavies:

I can’t think of a name for my new baby bird, I think it is out of Bowie, Charlie, Ollie or Paulie but I can’t decide. He is a boy and he is really affectionate so I want something cute?

aerilayacosplay:

Kiwi simply walked into Mordor.

aerilayacosplay:

Kiwi simply walked into Mordor.

importantbirds:

HEY!  We are not SALARP!  In fac, we DEMANDE given a salb right NOW as apologize.  Otherwise stay in grumpling bunch all day with no give out a kisses.

importantbirds:

HEY!  We are not SALARP!  In fac, we DEMANDE given a salb right NOW as apologize.  Otherwise stay in grumpling bunch all day with no give out a kisses.

matchamanju:

Matcha likes to “wear” this bell on his head … I finally managed to take some pictures of him doing this.

The stupidest thing you can possibly say on Tumblr…

geeksarefoxy:

vanconcastiel:

supernaturalapocalypse:

super-who-locked-in:

allabitofablur:

vanconcastiel:

… is “Does the Supernatural fandom have a gif for THAT?” because all you wind up with is a gif and shame.

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oh my god seriously

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It’s official. I had a text post hit 100,000 notes. So when can I expect that cheque from Tumblr?

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here u go

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otherbuttons:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

The Harry Potter references is fantastic and all, but please go and listen to this. The full poem is perfect and hits all the right notes. ♥

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thalamtnafsee:

heroincest:

my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it

this is a really important thing for people to understand

(via my-horcruxes-are-fandoms)

fini-mun:

Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.
Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.

fini-mun:

Imagine this scenario. You drop your phone in the cake batter. The cake bakes. The cake comes out looking great, and you frost it. It looks beautiful. A masterpiece of baking.

Later, you need to make a phone call, but you can’t find your phone. You ask your friend to call you, so you can find it by the ring tone. You hear a muffled ring. Slowly, both you and your friend turn to the cake.

(Source: multipack, via fitzsimmon)

noelle-a-bean:

haveyoubeentobahia:

gigifarnham:

haveyoubeentobahia:

disneydriven:

let-it-golaf:

imageITS.. ..ITS FROM HIS HAT!! ITS THE SKULL FROM HIS HAT.

HOW DIDN’T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING.

oh shit lol

this is the second time tumblr has pointed out something I hadn’t known from this sequence before

What was the first thing?

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Notice how the wallpaper patterns change to skulls wherever his shadow hits. 

MY FAVORITE DISNEY VILLAIN

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agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

(via my-horcruxes-are-fandoms)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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